Haunted House - Oneshot

For those of you who don't read my journals, this is a short oneshot I did when I was tagged and had to write a one to two sentence story of what would happen if these Hetalia characters and myself went to a haunted house.  However, since I have writer's blood in me, it turned into an entire fanfic xD  Enjoy~

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England trudges down the gravel road towards a dark and gloomy house, followed by Romano, who is only doing this to prove he isn't scared, and a cheerful Italy, who is oblivious to the fact that they are headed to a haunted house.  England has a tight grip on my arm, as he forcefully drags me with him, all the while I am frantically freaking out. "Let go of meeeee! I hate haunted things!"  My attempt at a pleading escape is futile.  "Don't be such a wuss, it's just a house you git! It's halloween and so far all we've been doing is Trick Or Treating! I won't waste my precious time on such childish antics. We are going to this house if it is the last thing we do!" Romano starts slightly shaking, trying to hold back the fear that is plainly posed in his eyes. Italy hops along behind us, deaf to every word we just said.  We finally reach the front door of this obscure building.  England pushes on the door, and it creaks open.  We slowly walk inside.  "O-O-Ok w-w-we're inside so c-c-can we go now??"  I try again, my words stuttered.  "Not yet."  England says, taking a few more steps forward.  "F-F-Fine! Then at least let go of my arm!"  England releases my arm and walks into the dusty kitchen. Romano, Italy, and I hesitantly follow. CREEEEEEEEAK All four of us whip around, curious to the sudden sound. "W-W-What was thaaaaaaaaaat?"  This time it was Italy who stuttered, as he finally realized where me were.  The front door creaks, and closes around an inch, then re-opens.  "It's just the wind you git!  Don't be such a child." Creeeeeeak.........SLAM!  Suddenly the front door slams shut.  England runs back into the main hall to investigate, two shivering Italians and myself follow.  "...I-It....It's locked."  England announces, vigorously turning the door knob. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"  Both Romano and Italy glomp onto me, shivering and screaming for their lives.  "I wanna go home!  Why'd ya have to invite us England!? This is all your fault you idiot!" Romano rages on, and Italy begins to cry.  "MY FAULT? Don't blame me for your silly mistake!  It was your choice to follow me here!"  Romano screams a response, while still clinging to me, and in no time it's turned into an argument.  Italy is still crying, I'm not sure if the reason is the arguing, or this haunted house, or both.
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!?"  Sorry, my brain was going fried, I had to say it.  "The door is locked, so why don't we just climb out a winder or something?  I thought you two would figure something like that out instead of arguing like complete children!"  They both stop, England looks to his feet.  "I guess you are right.  Sorry."  Romano makes a mumbling sound.  "I don't see any windows down here or in the kitchen, so let's try upstairs."  The group cautiously climbs each step, until we are on the second floor.  The wooden floors are covered with narrow, dark purple carpet.  The walls have a few empty picture frames balanced there, with spider webs covering every crack and corner.  There is only one window in sight, and that is down a long, narrow hall to the right.  There are shadows everywhere, and I'm positive I've seen a pair of red eyes light up from the corners.  "I don't like this place one bit! Let's get out of here as soon as possible."  England states, running down the narrow hall.  The three of us dart after him.  Creeeeek There are noises all over the house. SLAM! I try to ignore them.  Woooooooo  creeeeek Kesesesese Slam! "Wait!" I stop dead in my tracks, the other three do the same. "W-W-What is it!?" Romano asks, still shivering.  "Did you guys hear that?" Creeeeek!  "Hear what?" England asks.  Kesesesese "THAT!"
Dang it. I would know that laugh anywhere.  "Prussia!" I turn around, facing the shadow in which I remembered seeing the glowing red eyes.  The other three nations behind me do the same.  "Look what you've done! They heard us!"  I hear Spain's voice in a low whisper, followed by a slapping sound. He probably hit Prussia over the head.  "Now now mon ami, zer is no reazon to be upzet."  More whispers.  "Oh for the love of..."  England does a face palm.  "The entire trio is here, aren't they?"  I hear a tiny bird chirping.  Even Gilbird is here? Just what is going on!?  England takes a step forward.  "You three have 10 seconds to get out here before I break your face!"  France immediately steps out of the shadows, waving his arms.  "Alright Alright! Don't lose your temper mon ami."  Spain and Prussia also step into the light.  Spain is snickering, and Prussia is laughing like a complete idiot.  So much so, that he can barely find the room to speak.  "Y-You should have seen your faces!! Keseseseses! They were kesesesese hilarious!"  Romano clenches his fist.  "So it was you guys who did all of this!?"  France nods. "It's fairy easy to turn a regular house into something haunted."  England waltzes up to France and begins to scold him on how he should treat others, though I'm sure all France heard was 'blah blah blah blah blah'.  Romano is still shaking, so Spain tries his 'fususususus' which only makes Roma angrier.  Prussia has now fallen onto the ground because he is laughing so hard.  Italy stands by himself, still frightened by the eerie house.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEK!  Everyone stops what they are doing.  "A-Alright guys, the joke is up.  You can stop now."  England says to the trio.  "That...That wasn't us."  Prussia says, wearily standing up.  "M-M-Maybe this place really is haunted."  Spain says, looking a little frightened now.  "Oh don't give me that crap!"  Romano says, crossing his arms.  "We already caught you, so stop lying and stop with the creepy sounds already!"  France looks around cautiously.  "We are not lying, Mon ami."  Creeeeeeeek "T-Then you mean..." England steps back.  "hello there Italy screams. "IT'S A G-G-GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!"  The all seven people, including myself, run straight for the window.  England reaches the window first, opens it, and jumps out, even though we are on the second floor.  France jumps out second, followed by Spain and Prussia.  Italy goes halfway through the window, but then realizes how high we are.  "VEEEH! IT'S TO HIIIIIIIIGH!" Romano and I finally catch up to him.  "We don't have time fore this Feli!"  Romano yells, pushing his brother the rest of the way out the window.  "N-NO DON'T--AAAAHHHHHHH!"  There's a sudden banging sound, which means he hit the ground pretty hard, but a familiar "Veh~"  tells Romano and I he is alright.  "I'm going out first, don't be left beind!" Romano tells me, as he jumps out the window.  I hear an "OOF" and then "Put me down!" So I guess Romano is alright. "Ohhhhh it really is high!"  I look out the window, hesitant to jump out.  "Hello?"  That was all I needed.  "HERE I GO!" I grip the side wall, and push myself through the tiny framed window,  Spain hurriedly puts down Romano, who I presume he caught when he jumped out the window, and he catches me in his arms as well.  "OOOF" I make the same noise. "T-Thanks."  He puts me down, and we all scurry the heck out of there.  ~Meanwhile, back inside the 'haunted' mansion~  A low and soft voice echoes through the halls.  "I said hello...didn't they see me?"  A confused Canadian straightens his glasses.  "I wanted to see what all this fuss about a haunted mansion was about."  He whispers, stepping down the stairs, which were the cause of the creeking sounds.  He opens the kitchen door, as he did with many other doors while he was trying to find the other countries, he walks out of the kitchen, and slams the door shut.  "Oh well....Maybe next time I will find them sooner."  He says, opening the front door which is now unlocked.  He laughs slightly to himself. "I guess...they thought I was a ghost."  He smiles and the absurd thought of it, and shuts the door behind him.